I don't know how they pulled it off, but some how those UC Davis hicks pulled off the shocker and beat the Stanford Cardinal in this past Saturday's Pigskin unClassic. For the Pac-10 Stanford Cardinal it was supposed to be the Little Game. It was supposed to be a quick and easy ass whopping of the Aggies (whatta dumb name and mascot) football team who were recently granted Division I status.
Anyway I guess those farmers do deserve a prestigious shout out on the Free Shai World Report for their upset win. But seriously- how the hell did they win?
The funniest part was definitely those Aggie hicks acting like they won the Superbowl after the win in Stanford stadium. Days later some of those hicks are still clinging onto this meaningless regular season win. Don’t believe me? Check out that hick R Dizzle’s analysis.
Oh wait! Hold up. I just figured out how they won. Their offensive and defensive lines looked like this:
Actually on second thought- that was more like how the UC Davis Aggies cheerleaders looked like.
Monday, September 19, 2005
The Hicks Come Out at Night
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2 comments:
1 - Your team sucks.
2 - I am no hick, I'm the baller with the winning team.
3 - You guys are a tree.
4 - We were reppin harder than you were.
5 - It was SUPPOSED to be your ONLY WIN of the season.
6 - Your cheerleaders looked like the backs of those cows.
oh shit! i think i dated the one on the left... damn, she got bigger!
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